We could always hold the party in Prague. It’s mainland Europe, *everyone* goes into naked time eventually. Well, if you believe Eurotrash anyway.
The world’s greatest party would also include fountains of Dr Pepper and Um Bongo for us teetotallers, and there’d be 64 fully-specced PC’s for mass LAN-gaming.
Wait… you’ve got Natalie Portman, Jennifer Connelly, and Famke Janssen table dancing for you (I invited the last two - hope you don’t mind)… does it even matter what the music is?!?
Yes it matters. I have a bootleg Sublime that might do the trick.
And Alec is correct, Prague would be perfect.
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October 25, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Um, that clown is good.
A massive meet-up for realmers with beer, pizza and drafting. With natalie portman dancing in the middle of the table.
October 25, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Yeah, it is good. He is the worst behaviour problem of all my classes too. Figures.
The massive meet-up would be keen, although most of my parties end up with lots of naked time. Might still work, depending on Natalie’s stamina.
October 25, 2007 at 10:28 pm
We could always hold the party in Prague. It’s mainland Europe, *everyone* goes into naked time eventually. Well, if you believe Eurotrash anyway.
The world’s greatest party would also include fountains of Dr Pepper and Um Bongo for us teetotallers, and there’d be 64 fully-specced PC’s for mass LAN-gaming.
But…what music would be on the stereo?
October 25, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Wait… you’ve got Natalie Portman, Jennifer Connelly, and Famke Janssen table dancing for you (I invited the last two - hope you don’t mind)… does it even matter what the music is?!?
October 25, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Yes it matters. I have a bootleg Sublime that might do the trick.
And Alec is correct, Prague would be perfect.
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