Thursday Thirteen: Another List of Random Search Terms.


(My painting entitled “First Love”, illustrating #1 on the list.) 

Okay, this idea is lifted from numerous sources.  The search terms people use to find our little corners of the blogosphere are an endless source of delight for those of us with access to such an information saturated medium.  Here are my favorites from Full.  Body.  Transplant.  These came in just this week.

1. bliss crotch – It is indeed a primary motivation, but unless you are looking for my psychedelic interpretation of blissful monogamy… you have come to the wrong place.

2. switch bodies – This is the most often clicked search concept for people landing here.  I often wonder if they found the instructions they were looking for.

3. “she can turn into” – Oh how I love experimenting with the conclusion of that thought in real life.

4. teen titan tentacles – Icky ending to #3.  But it does have possiblities.

5. hot love – I chuckle when I realize what this person was really after.

6. body pleasures list ways – Here?  On this blog?  I guess so, if you can read between the lines.

7. say it was a good day – I always do.  It’s the only day we ever have.

8. comfort – Proud to be a part of that number.

9. cow –  What???

10. frozen iguana – Sounds like the name of a slushy drink.  Yum.

11. How to build my Life – Aim to please, and shoot to kill.

12. aquaman effect photoshop –  He.  Has.  Arrived.  A photoshop filter is the crowning achievement of any superhero’s career.

13. count points banana – Hmmm.  I wonder.  This one I just MUST google for myself.

Happy Thursday, you freaky Thirteener you.  Write your own list and link it here.  Do it now.


Filed under Thursday Thirteen.

59 responses to “Thursday Thirteen: Another List of Random Search Terms.

  1. That was pretty interesting. I’ll have to try it. Happy TT!

  2. Deb

    Great List, Impressive!

    Come take a look at my bok bok blog!

  3. Haha, that’s a hilarious list! I wonder what people searched for when they got on my blog!
    Thanks for visiting my TT.

  4. Teeheehee…..#13 made me giggle. 🙂 Happy TT!

  5. I’m sipping on a frozen iguana and munching a count points banana, as I realize that I would have to switch bodies before I could ever take part in any hot love scenes!

  6. A little bit like handwriting analysis, this! I’d be afraid to find what I’d find when I found it this way!

  7. I’m always interested in the wacky ways people get to my blog, too.


  8. How do you get Frozen Iguana from Full. Body. Transport?? Transporting Iguanas? I’m amazed you didn’t get something about transporting dead bodies.

    Happy TT!

    My TT is about my rules of living.

  9. Geez. All I get are people looking for the lyrics to Sixx:AM’s Life is Beautiful.

  10. You want Bison?

    This is where I get mine from. Yum!

  11. I’ve learned something new.

    The Pink Flamingo

  12. My number one hit is for the word Blah….how’s that for being defined?

  13. That’s a pretty fascinating list you’ve got there. Nice painting!

    Mine: T13 #11 |  Pictures from the Earth–"Closed for Winter"

  14. Those are great! I love checking how people find me…it always makes me laugh. LOL!

  15. Ooh this is a good one! I’ve really wondered about some of the search terms I’ve seen in my site stats. I don’t usually get a high enough number of them to do a TT on it. But maybe if I go through several months and combine… This inspires me to go check it out. Ha! Here’s a nice one from this month – “do you still have tonsils? yes”

  16. Now you know that a full body transplant is switching bodies… so when are you gonna give us the 13 steps to do so? 😉

    Happy TT 🙂

  17. Thanks for visiting and commenting on my T-13 today so I could click on the link you left and find your blog. I guess learning to do such “random searches” is another thing to add to my ever-growing “things to learn about blogging” list.
    Hugs and blessings,

  18. Yes, the ways that people find our blogs are indeed sometimes interesting. Most of the searches that lead to my blog are fairly logical and standard stuff, but every once in a while I see one that leaves me scratching my head a bit!

  19. Love the list 🙂 this is hysterical!

    I get a lot of “how to get your wife to clean” …

    Happy Thursday Thirteening!

  20. Those are some interesting tags. How do you find out what search people used to get to ya?

    Happy TT

  21. s4j

    Those are some strange terms! My blog is fairly new, and mostly what I get is “size 4 jeans” but I’m reasonably certain people aren’t looking for commentary…

    Great TT!

  22. My favorite was teen titan tentacles

  23. these always crack me up.

    and i would love to have superhero photoshop powers…

    Happy T13

  24. Moondancer, those of us who are blessed with WordPress as our blog system have AMAZING statistical reports automatically included right off the bat. The other day I was trying to find the same features for a friend who started her blog on blogspot, and there was zero tracking information. You can download free stat packs and install them, but my friend didn’t really care enough to do that.

    As for me, I thank WordPress every day for that incredible free feature. It’s hilarious to watch.

  25. What a hilarious idea for a 13!! And you’ve got me curious enough to want to read your blogs, to see how people find you with such intriguing search terms.

  26. celticlibrarian

    *falls over laughing*
    Frozen Iguana, eh? Great list!

  27. Good morning, thanks for your visit to my place today. Your list seems a little strange to me. To each his own…

  28. So I click over from your comment on my blog to return the favor and practically spit out my coffee upon seeing “First Love.” Cracked me up. Did not expect to see a psychedelic Pit of Sarlaac.

    Your blog looks cool. I will definitely be spending some time here.

    Read #3 and then #10.

    #10 would make a most excellent band name, methinks.

  29. The one that gets me on my own surf-ins is “10,000 ways.” It’s from the Edison quote “I have not failed. I just found 10,000 ways that don’t work.”

    I get that and “Tudor tits” all the time.

    Nice Girl Crotch, BTW.

  30. vixensden

    I have been saving mine too, because they are hilarious. Yours are probably funnier than mine, since 98% of mine involve ‘vixen’ and we all know what those people are looking for.

    Thanks for stopping by and participating in my TITT.

  31. Di

    Yes, I have been stunned by some of the searches that have landed an unsuspecting soul on my completely non-pornographic book blog!!!

  32. Jen

    I get weird stuff like this too. “Hot Jen” is the most frequent.

  33. At first I thought they were descriptions of the painting. The painting is sensual in a yin yang sort of way. As for blissful (nice word) monogamy. I describe it as digging a deep well rather than a bunch of shallow ones.

  34. Descriptions of the painting! That is so fabulous I don’t know what to do. Combined with my mind fading into recurring dreams all day, and an email I just got about one of my idols, this day is turning out to be one of the greatest. Ever.

    Thanks, everyone.

  35. Hmm … interesting terms! The thought of someone sitting down and “researching” some of these items cracks me up!

    Thank you for the kind words on my TT 🙂

  36. Very interesting how people arrive….glad I found a more mundane way 🙂

  37. That was quite interesting…and love the painting! Now I’m curious what people search for to find my blog…. 🙂

    So glad you stopped by Momisodes. I love your site. Always great to find another Miami native!

  38. It’s apparent that, despite the prima facia, you’re blog is quite “explicit”! How naughty!

    Google spiders don’t lie now, do they???

  39. Like 99% of ours have to do with porn, I can’t imagine why…oh yeah, all the swears. LOL! Great list!

  40. BTW my favorite today “i am a ci*tless white woman”. That could have to do with politics though.

  41. LOL! Though the banana one does sound like a Weight Watchers inquiry.

    Ever seen Galaxy Quest? There was something about tentacles in there…

    I have three TTs this week.

    Raven’s Rides: 13 places I went on my motorcycle yesterday
    Raven’s RV: 13 things we did in the RV when the power went out
    Raven’s Range: 13 thoughts about Thursday Thirteen

    The link above has links to all three. 🙂

  42. LOLOLOL. Thanks for the laughs. Frozen Iguana? We actually had those last week in Miami (I posted it on my blog! maybe you could redirect those poor folks). When it gets cold, they go into deep sleep and fall out of the trees, as if frozen. The iguanas that is, not the misdirected blog searchers.

  43. Too funny. I get tickled reading what people are looking for when they end up on my blog. At least #13 I can probably answer for you. I have a friend who is a Weight Watchers devote and she often looks up online how many points any particular food item is worth.

    My TT is up and running.


  44. Goodness gracious! None of the search terms that bring people to my blog are anywhere near that creative/interesting. “Cartoon yourself” is one of the frequent ones, because I happen to blog about that once. And “weird nicknames” is another…because I have a tendency to give family members weird nicknames and I blogged about it once.

  45. Wait a second. “count points banana” was searched because of Weight Watchers, and the person saw my blog and thought they could have a full body transplant to get out of the diet?

    That is too cool.

  46. K.

    I LOVED this list – the only thing funnier than the search terms used were your comments about them. And the resolution to the “count points banana” was pretty fabulous, too!

  47. Cool list! Wonder what key words bring people to my site. I shudder to think!

    Have a great one and thanks for stopping by my site and for the compliment.


  48. Teen Titan Tentacles…..

    It makes me afraid to know what would be on my own list. *grin*

    Thanks for coming by and for all the kind things you said. I really appreciate it.

    Happy Thursday 🙂


  49. I love just googling weird things and seeing what pops up, it can be fun when you’re totally bored, lol.

  50. I am a freaky TTener. Thanks for noticing.

    Thanks for stopping by with some comment love on the snarky comments I fantasize about hurling at my underlings.

  51. i love when people post their search terms. they are usually so humorous and surprising. thanks for sharing!

  52. Very interesting. Nice colours on your art work.

    My T 13 is up at

  53. queenied

    “6. body pleasures list ways”
    I think it falls somewhere between the banana and the transforming chick. 😛
    Thanks for the visit yesterday.

  54. ahhhhhhhh a kindred spirit. i’ll have a frozen iguana please!

  55. “nude roller skating nuns” is still the #1 draw to my site. I wonder if they were really looking for my post on the film Roller Blade.

    Thanks for visiting my T13 yesterday; 13 Quips Heard During Colonoscopies. Sorry it took so long to get back to you.

  56. Those are so much fun…love seeing what leads people to my site, too! Happy T-13!

  57. Those lists are always so interesting…makes you scratch your head sometimes. 🙂 Your painting is amazing. Happy Hearts Day!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s