How to get my mind off my throbbing vertebrae? Play Build a Legend at Hobby League, obv. I will give a more thorough report on the mothership, but this was my basic therapy…
1. Break out the X-babies.
2. Win Round One against Jose and his Checkmate Aspiring Pawn legend. Finish the match at zero endurance, with him at minus one.
3. Take Round Two against Dennison and Jean Grey Gone Mental. If he would have hit X-Men Assemble! I would have been toast.
4. Finish the run for the red threads in Round Three by dumping Aldo’s Punisher with a flourish.
5. Try on my new Flash shirt, with the new Upper Deck logo on the sleeve, and give one Parallax to each of my vanquished opponents.
6. Feel all better!