Our hero was framed! Longshot now rests comfortably on the same wall as the thermostat, a lithograph by Nina’s best friend from college, and the family heirloom I inherited from my beloved Grandma Briggs. That priceless trophy fish is from the Indiana farmhouse where my mom grew up growing carrots for V8. My grandmother caught the biggest Bluegill in the state of Minnesota for the year 1967. Now it hangs alongside the luckiest alien in comic book history. Our house will never be the same.
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