Twilight was very entertaining, especially when they played superpowered vampire baseball.
The movie is a cross between Stigmata and Beverly Hills 90201.
The grainy MTV cinematography really works.
The bedroom scene was exceedingly hot, and a perfect portrayal of young lust taking control of the human heart.
The first twenty minutes is a truly gripping tale of the harsh reality of high school intensity.
The gazebo scene near the end was surreal campy sweetness.
The verdict? Two fangs up. We honestly dug it.